1. Which is the MOST important of the following concepts?

Love/Romance
Honor/Trust
Equality/Fairness
Pride/Prestige
Power
Money

2. Which is the SECOND MOST important of the following concepts?

Love/Romance
Honor/Trust
Equality/Fairness
Pride/Prestige
Power
Money

3. Which is the LEAST important of the following concepts?

Love/Romance
Honor/Trust
Equality/Fairness
Pride/Prestige
Power
Money

4. You're having guests over for a party. Which of the following is your FIRST priority?

Food and drink
Decorations
Entertainment
Presents

5. You're having guests over for a party. Which of the following is your SECOND priority?

Food and Drink
Decorations
Entertainment
Presents

6. Which of the following is the MOST admirable life goal?

Knowledge and Wisdom
Money
Pleasure or Happiness
Physical Strength

7. Which of the following is the LEAST admirable life goal?

Knowledge and Wisdom
Money
Pleasure or Happiness
Physical Strength

8. You are given a gift of several million gold coins. What do you do with them?

Shopping spree!
Donate them to a temple.
Invest in real estate or financial institutions.
Open a business.

9. Where would you MOST like to live?

The big city, full of people, shops, bars, and all that urban goodness.
Mountain halls, deep, cavernous, and majestic.
A small village, with a few people and a handful of businesses.
The city in the trees, with wooden bridges connecting massive, ancient trees and the houses built into them.
The middle of nowhere, secluded, all by yourself.

10. Where would you LEAST like to live?

The big city, full of people, shops, bars, and all that urban goodness.
Mountain halls, deep, cavernous, and majestic.
A small village, with a few people and a handful of businesses.
The city in the trees, with wooden bridges connecting massive, ancient trees and the houses built into them.
The middle of nowhere, secluded, all by yourself.

11. Somebody plays a joke on you. What's your first reaction?

Laugh. Fun is fun, after all.
Ignore them. Pranking is beneath me.
Get them back, but in a nice way.
Hurt, injure, or otherwise maim the bastard.

12. What type of people would you MOST like to associate with?

Lawyers, Priests, and Politicians
Judges and Merchants
Minions and Servants
Slaves
The regulars at the local ale house
Artists, Writers, and Poets
Me, Myself, and I (none of the above)

13. What type of people would you LEAST like to associate with?

Lawyers, Priests, and Politicians
Judges and Merchants
Minions and Servants
Slaves
The regulars at the local ale house
Artists, Writers, and Poets
Me, Myself, and I (none of the above)

14. In a fight, what would be your FIRST choice of weapon?

Sword (any kind)
Knife/dagger
Staff/Quarterstaff
Bow
Crossbow
Sling
Mace/Flail/Morningstar
Club
War Hammer
Axe
Polearm (halberd/spear)
Magic
Fists/Brawling
Running

15. In a fight, what would be your SECOND choice of weapon?

Sword (any kind)
Knife/dagger
Staff/Quarterstaff
Bow
Crossbow
Sling
Mace/Flail/Morningstar
Club
War Hammer
Axe
Polearm (halberd/spear)
Magic
Fists/Brawling
Running

16. In a fight, what would be your LAST choice of weapon?

Sword (any kind)
Knife/dagger
Staff/Quarterstaff
Bow
Crossbow
Sling
Mace/Flail/Morningstar
Club
War Hammer
Axe
Polearm (halberd/spear)
Magic
Fists/Brawling
Running

17. What would you be MOST likely to order at a tavern?

Wine and Cheese
Bread and Ale
Beef and Beer
Soup and Salad

18. What would you be LEAST likely to order at a tavern?

Wine and Cheese
Bread and Ale
Beef and Beer
Soup and Salad

19. While walking past an alley, you notice two thugs beating up a merchant, obviously intent on robbery. What do you do?

Kill them all and loot the bodies.
Call the watch and let them handle it.
Smite them!
Ignore them.

20. Which of the following would you MOST like to have as a pet or companion?

Cat
Dog
Wolf
Horse
Imp
Pixie
Rat
Owl
Raven
None of the Above

21. Which of the following would you ALSO like to have as a pet or companion?

Cat
Dog
Wolf
Horse
Imp
Pixie
Rat
Owl
Raven
None of the Above

22. Which of the following would you LEAST like to have as a pet or companion?

Cat
Dog
Wolf
Horse
Imp
Pixie
Rat
Owl
Raven
None of the Above

23. Which of the following would you MOST like to study at a university?

Philosophy and Religion
Thaumaturgy (study of magic)
Biology
Swordsmanship
Music
Cooking
Geology
Engineering
The Treasury. With a loot sack.

24. Which of the following would you LEAST like to study at a university?

Philosophy and Religion
Thaumaturgy (study of magic)
Biology
Swordsmanship
Music
Cooking
Geology
Engineering
The Treasury. With a loot sack.

25. Pick a FAVORITE color from the following list:

Red
Green
Blue
White
Black
Gray
Yellow
Brown

26. Pick a LEAST FAVORITE color from the following list:

Red
Green
Blue
White
Black
Gray
Yellow
Brown

27. Pick a FAVORITE type of outfit to wear:

Snazzy business attire
Utilitarian travelling clothes
Three words: Shining Plate Mail!
Rough work clothes
Heavy robes

28. Pick a LEAST FAVORITE type of outfit to wear:

Snazzy business attire
Utilitarian travelling clothes
Three words: Shining Plate Mail!
Rough work clothes
Heavy robes

29. A group of adventurers heads off into the world, intent on making a name for themselves. As a member of this group, what is your role in the party?

The Leader. I tell everybody what to do and when to do it.
Second-In-Command. I have some leadership skills, but I hate making the big decisions. I'll handle arranging what must be done, if somebody else tells me what that is.
Brains. I'm not really a leader, but I'm great at ideas and figuring out how to make them work.
Muscle. I'm not a leader and I'm not an idea person. Point me in the right direction and tell me what to do and I'll do it if I can.
Moral Compass. I may not be the leader, but I will definately speak up as to what the party should or shouldn't be doing, based on my own moral code.
Lone Wolf. While I may be a member of the party, I will always stick to myself and be distant from the other members. I'll go along with their ideas as long as it suits my plans.
Opportunist/Backstabber. I know when opportunity knocks and you'll either never see me coming or never see me going when I run off with your loot.

30. The group of adventurers you are with finds a cave filled with treasure. What are you most likely to notice first?

The piles of gold and jewels flowing all over the floor in heaps.
The oddly-glowing sword mounted on the wall.
The large, many-faceted jewel.
The ancient shrine to some long-forgotten deity recessed into the wall.
The jewel-encrusted harp leaning against the wall.
The hand-carved wooden statue in the corner.
The dusty tome on a pedestal with an odd-looking cover.

31. Now it is time to divide up the loot. What do you do?

Either sneak out while everyone's sleeping with most or all of the good stuff or outright stick knives in the rest of the party and take it all.
Everyone shares equally, no more and no less than anyone else.
Whatever is decided on, I'm tithing most of my share.
I'll just take this one little piece and leave the rest for the party. I won't mention that it happens to be the most valuable item -- besides, it will probably suit me better anyway.
Who cares? I'm spending my reward on ale and whores, so I'll take enough to keep me busy until the next adventure.

32. Oops! Seems there was a Great Red Wyrm (simular to a dragon) waiting for you when you left the cave. Think fast!

Run. Really, REALLY fast. Thinking can wait until later.
Well I don't have to outrun it, I only have to outrun YOU... I'd probably push people out of my way intentionally so they drop behind me to make myself safer during my getaway.
Draw my weapon and hack at a vital area quickly!
Good thing I had my best, highest-level spells memorized and unused. I'm casting one now!
Pray. Very hard. And pray that it works. Nothing short of divine influence will save us now.
I know I have a scroll of 'Slay Dragon' somewhere in my backpack. I start looking for it or anything else that I could improvise with, and I do it fast.
Look for the nearest shadowy corner and stay there until it's over -- maybe my party will die and maybe they won't, but at least I'M safe.
I know that the mage and rogue are to my left, so I step in front of them to guard them and draw my blade. This wyrm isn't getting past me and it sure as HELL isn't eatting my comrads!
I aim my bow/crossbow for the eyes and cross my fingers.

33. It's late at night and you somehow were seperated from your party. You manage to find yourself to the nearest town, but it seems you're a bit short on gold and you need some food. What do you do?

Sing or entertain for my supper at the nearest tavern or noble's house.
Slit the purse (or throat, whichever's more convenient) of some wealthy-looking individual.
Go to the nearest temple and ask for charity.
Put on a charlatan's show and do some simple stage magic with simple spells and cantrips.
Sell that magic item you've been holding on to "for a rainy day".
Hire yourself out as a bodyguard.
Ask the local constable if there are any wrongs that need righting.
Go into the nearest forest and find your own food.

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